♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
Ah... ahh...
[scream]
McGEE: Dear Mom,
Carrots sure are good for you.
In fact, I couldn't survive without 'em!
[gibberish]
Wahoo‐hoo‐ho‐hoo!
Whoa!
Come on McGee! What are you waiting for?
Get ready! 'Cause here I come!
Three... two... one... [rumbling]
Blast off!
[screams]
Wahoo!
This is totally awesome!
You wanna see awesome? I do!
Then watch this!
Hi ya!
Hoh! Ha!
Oh yeah!
Whoa! Not bad, not bad!
I salute you!
But check this...
You guys are doing great!
[loud fart]
I wish I could say the same for my stomach.
Ugh, wa woaahh!
Woahh ahhh!
Ow...
Holy zombie bomb!
Sawyer, what have you been eating?
Sorry.
I'm trying out an all‐veggie diet ‐
[stomach grumble] and it's rotting my insides.
[screams]
[Buttsquatt laughs]
Hey bottom dweebers!
Betcha wish you had cool jet packs like us.
Oh yeah? We'll show you something cool!
[stomach rumble, fart]
[sniff]
Eww! Yuck!
Ew ew ew! Rotten carrot zombie farts!
Whoa!
Not so cool now Butt‐stink!
[screaming]
Ugh!
[groan]
Cute, upside‐down bunnies...
[loud roar]
[scream] Bunnies!
Get me out of here!
Ow.
Who needs a jet pack? [rumbling]
This is how I roll!
Three, two, one, blast off!
Wahooo!
Buttsquat?
[screams]
Gotcha!
Nice catch.
Nice hair...
Nice cape... [stomach rumbles, farts]
Nice time to exit...
Uh, you can put me down any time ‐
Oof.
S'up ladies!
So cool!
And sparkly!
Hey Buttsnot, what's with the dorky cape?
Ooh!
Ooh, I guess it's one of those
lame 'make you disappear' capes!
Oof! [cackles]
Your shot!
Piece of cake!
Done this a thousand times!
Yah!
Yes!
Check it! Uh huh!
In your face! Let's see ya top that!
[♪]
Ugh... whoa!
Cool!
Lucky shot.
Hi yah! Hah! Hah!
Seriously? [chuckles]
Okay, you asked for it. [cracks knuckles]
Amazing hair won't help you now.
Hi yah!
[battle cries]
Wow!
Hi‐yah!
Okay, that was pretty cool.
He's spectacular. What?
You're not buying this, are you Squirt?
[animal noises]
Cool...
Nothing to it. [whistles]
Here boy! [clicks tongue]
[rumbling]
Ah! See?
[scream]
Bad idea!
Good bye!
I'm not sure what's happened to you Buttsquat...
but you are kinda cool.
It's the hair!
I'd be honoured if you ate my snack, buddy boy.
Carrots! [hisses]
[grumble] Ah!
[loud roars]
Way to go, snack boy!
Ow... Yeah Squirt,
I'd be honoured if you ate my snacks.
Put me down you miserable bag of feathers!
Oops! [screams]
Buttsquat can't be cool... he's Buttsquat.
[loud clatter]
Hmm... MCGEE!
[screams]
MCGEE, vat are you doing?
Something's up with Buttsquat.
He's like a kung‐fu, Houdini,
lord of the forest, sports master!
And you should see his hair...
I'm trying to find some hair gel or or lizard spit
or something to make my hair more...cool.
So tell me, does Buttsquat now have
big bunny teeth? Uh uh.
And brooding, pink eyes?
Yeah. Yeah he does.
And you say his hair is awesome?
Gretchen and Suzi think so. [gasp]
Den he has been bitten by der batbunny
and become... a CAMPYRE!
[laughs]
Phew!
I knew Buttsquat couldn't out‐cool me
without supernatural help...
Wait, he's a what?
A CAMPYRE!
Ven I vas a little girl,
our village vas overrun
by dese bunnies of the night.
I vas the sole survivor!
The only way to cure a campyre
is vis carrots!
Carrots? Yeah, carrots.
I zink I have a few left in der garden.
Be right back!
[scream] Oh no!
Rosebud? are you there?
Uh, okay Rosebud, I uh, gotta go fix my ‐
Sorry!
All out of carrots.
Whoa!
You know what they say...
if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
BOTH: Ow!
HEY!
Help!
Armand! Help!
Thank goodness!
Buttsquat and Rosebud have been turned into CAMPYRES!
Oh I know, McGee.
Isn't it cool?
Not cool.
SO not cool! [laughs]
Huh?
[screams]
You can RUN but you can't fly!
[pounding]
[screams]
ALL: Surprise!
[groan]
You're throwing a party for Count Butt‐cula?
Uh, yeah.
Good timing! You almost missed it!
Gimme that! HEY!
That's my last one!
Look guys, Buttsquat, Rosebud and Armand
haven been turned into... CAMPYRES!
And this carrot is the only thing that can save us!
[laughter]
[pounding]
Oh no! They're here!
[sing‐song voice] Be right there!
No! Let go of me, McGee!
I'll get it!
What is with you, McGee?
Yes, McGee,
what is with you?
I'm trying to save your necks!
[pounding]
ALL: Surprise!
Nice part‐ay!
Stay away from my pals, Butt‐snot!
[laughter]
Out of the way, we've come for a bite!
Ha! Eat carrot, Campyre!
Who's cool now? Huh?
I didn't have lunch...
Step aside. I've gotta get Buttsquat
to teach me that awesome finger punch.
Huh?
Oh I'll teach you.
But first you need to become...cool.
[scream]
How do ya like me now?
Me next! Me next!
[scream]
SUZI: But I don't wanna go!
Take it easy, McGee!
Let go, I wanna be a‐
CAMPYRE!
Exactly!
[laughter]
Nowhere to run, McGee.
We're too cool to fool.
[laughter]
It takes more than great hair and a cape
to be cool, Buttsnort.
[rumbling]
Huh?
So long, Dumbsquat!
[hisses]
[scream]
[groan]
You mess with the hair,
you mess with the butt.
[scream] Ooof.
Way to go!
Now I'll never be a campyre!
[campyre squeals]
[panting]
[evil squeal]
Get in here, quick.
Hey, I wasn't exactly expectin' company.
[farts] Ew!
Ew! Let me outta this icky, stinky place!
[laughter]
You'll have to come out sooner or later...
Sawyer, please tell me you have some carrots left!
I need to cure some campyres.
Sorry.
[farts] Oops.
I guess you could say the last ones just went out the vent.
[groaning]
That's it!
I'd love to hang around
and talk about your farts all day
but I got better things to do!
Oof!
I'm gonna be a campyre and YOU can't stop me!
SUZI! No!
I'm waiting! Come and get me!
Ah, finally!
Uh, not good.
Those bat‐bunnies don't seem to like my gas.
Who does?
It smells like rotten carrots.
Hey...
And right now I love rotten carrots!
Okay, now you're scaring me...
It's over, McGee.
You're out of luck, out of awesome
and out of carrots.
McGEE: Maybe so, Buttsnob.
But there's one thing I'm not out of...
My zombie butt‐zooka!
Breathe carrot gas, campyres!
[loud fart]
[screams]
Oh come on!
I was only cool for like ten seconds!
[sobs]
I'll never get this stink outta my hair!
You 'gassed' for it!
Now you're gonna get it!
[loud farts]
One last blast to pass!
[tiny fart]
I'm running on empty!
We've got one last shot.
So do I! [hisses]
Give it all you got Sawyer!
[grunting]
[rumbling]
[loud bang]
[coughing] Disgusting...
[grunting]
Ahh! No! My hair!
My teeth!
[gasp] My coolness...
It's the sweet stank of dweebiness.
See ya, Buttstank!
I will have revenge!
Okay, that was pretty awesome.
Aw, it's nothing when you're just naturally...
...cool.
Uh, I meant Sawyer's butt.
Way to squeeze 'em out Sawyer!
Vegetables are power!
[fart] ALL: Eww!
[♪]